23 5 / 2013
23 5 / 2013
- 1: shit baby you're so wet already
- 2: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
23 5 / 2013
Reblog if you are a single person regularly described as “intimidating?”
After reading aragorn-sass’s post, and thinking about a couple convo’s I’ve either had or read here on tumblr I’m curious to know how much this is an actual thing.
In my late teens and early adulthood, if i’d gotten a dollar for every time a friend literally told me “my girlfriend/boyfriend’s afraid of you” i’d have many dollars. i have flat affect, which tended to cause people to seek my approval and sometimes still does. and, for some reason, people tend to pigeonhole me based on appearance as someone who’s afraid of confrontation and i am most definitely not, so maybe the surprise factor enhances the “intimidating” thing. I also have had my bluntness come off as really judgmental, too. I have a hard time perceiving people’s possible responses to something i say or do.
the bold,
I think blackfoxx and freshmouthgoddess have also gotten this, but I regularly had my friends say, about their bf’s, that I looked like the type a “girl” you don’t fuck with.
I was 5’2 (barely), and barely 105 as a teen, with hair hiding my glasses covered face. In my early twenties I was 125 and even super femme, negroes tip toed around me.
As an adult I still have to deal with my lil’ brothers and roommates friends being terrified, like so terrified it’s damn near emanating off um.
It has become common for me to leave places to escape the awkward.
White girls tell me everyday they’re terrified of me.
Even white men. GROWN ASS SALTY ASS SAILORS tell me I terrify them.
And I don’t even be doing shit. I talk shit, sure, but that’s usually all it is. I’m just out here trying to function and shit but these motherfuckers are always telling me that “You’re a big Black woman, and that’s scary by itself.”
Even the Marines in my class back in A-school were scared of me.
It’s ridiculous.
I know I look intimidating because when I break composure and smile or something, men try to fuck with me. I’ve been out and about in the world since I was 11 and I am comfortable still 11 years later giving off the presence of “come near me and you will regret it.” I once stopped a guy in his tracks looking at him. If I wasn’t my friends so much even more people would avoid me and I’m okay with that for the most part. I kinda respect some people more when they approach me anyway, but usually I get annoyed because expressing my femininity suddenly means I want men to approach me.
23 5 / 2013
Awesome nature sounds generator.
You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides everything.
I just used it to make a sound file of a cat purring by a fire with the sound of the kitchen in the background.
It’s calming.I put together tribal drums, children giggling, heavy rain, and wolves.
I did tribal drums, rain, crickets and darth vader… what does this say about me?
(via kingerock288)
23 5 / 2013
I’m high as the wind so I blow minds. Seriously, listen to this.
23 5 / 2013
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
(via fuckyeahhardfemme)
23 5 / 2013
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
(via queensaige)
